Entertainment - Thursday, June 12, 2008 1:38 - 3 Comments

Smokey The Bear Is An Imposter!

Smokey the Bear like coca-cola and McDonalds is a name recognized by many. However, unlike coca-cola and McDonalds Smokey is lying to us. I have taken it upon myself to unmask the hidden agenda behind the bear.

Accusation #1: Sure he claims to be against forest fires, but how do you think he got the nickname Smokey? Not to mention he usually appears in a picture with a wildfire behind him. He is like that odd kid in the playground who throws a rock at you behind your back and then calls the teacher because your head mysteriously collided with a rock. My theory is that he secretly starts fires to drive small woodland creatures from the forest into a trap. The creatures are literally stuck between a fire and a fury place. You don't become that big and hairy by eating leaves and berries.

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