About

Name: Zachary Randell Isaac Kyra-Derksen

Born: August 15, 1988

Notes: Can ride a unicycle down stairs while eating cake.

Q: Well, how did he get here?

A: He repelled from a spaceship and then good ol' Zach decided that he would grow up in Belcarra, British Columbia. Son of a wannabe masonry/chef extraordinaire and relationships expert, he quickly developed a knack for climbing tall trees and rolling around on wheel.

Q: Okay, has he done anything of notoriety?

A: Yes.

Q: Great! What are his favorite hobbies.

A: He likes travel by airplane, travel by car, travel by animal and traveling vicariously. He also likes croquet, unicycling, climbing and eating bread.

Q: So, why does he maintain an interweb blogsite?

A: For tax purposes.

Q: He sounds so exotic and captivating. How can I reach him…

A: Comment on the site and he will find you! or add as a friend on facebook.

Q: If he could say anything right now what would it be.

A: Whatever you do, do not click here. No matter what. Do not click here. I am warning you, do not click here!